Mar 11

If you are coming to my house for dinner, I have one bit of advice; come hungry.  Especially right now as I’m playing with my MATOFC (Mastering the Art of French Cooking) trying to satisfy my yearning to go back to France when my financial reality does not include a ticket.

Recently we had friends over for dinner and the 5 of us dined on French Onion Soup, Spinach and Mushroom Turnover, Baked Chicken with Lentil and Chocolate Pots de Creme.  Our meal spanned two hours and three bottles of wine.  I had cooked all day to prepare the meal and enjoyed lingering over it as I would have in Paris.  Treating each course as an event and eating in moderation so we could try the next taste.

I’ve been quite obsessed with Julia Childs .  Believe me there is a monster post or series coming on this topic but as a teaser;  I believe I know why she didn’t warm up to Julie Powell and neither should we!  My obsession includes reading four books and watching somewhere in the  neighborhood of 12 hours of “The French Chef”  Mostly I’m watching to see Julia in action, but one meal struck me, “Spinach Twins” in which Julia collaborates with Simca and they produce a beautiful Spinach and Mushroom turnover.  I had to make that dish and I was thrilled at how beautiful and tasty it turned out.  Julia made her own pastry dough, I cut myself some slack and used Pepperidge Farms dough from the freezer otherwise I did everything as Julia did.

As with much French cooking, the dish is deceptively simple.  I say deceptively because you could indeed slap this together quickly, but the beauty of French food is preparing each element separately then composing the dish so that instead of one blended flavor (think spaghetti sauce) you get a complete bite with delightful layers of flavor where each component is recognizable and delicious on its own and the combination is a gastronomic delight.

The base of the dish is blanched and chopped Spinach.  Plunge fresh spinach into boiling water for about 2 minutes then immediately shock it in cold water.  This preserves the spinach flavor, and color (we all remember that black oozing mess they called spinach in the school cafeteria, you didn’t like it then, you won’t like it now.  Squeeze out all the water and then chop up the spinach.  Place it in a pot and set aside.  I used one large salad bag and had a little too much use about 2/3 bag if you are concerned about waste, but spinach is cheap and I’d rather have too much than too little.

Quarter and saute 8 oz of mushrooms, set aside.  Dice 1/2 cup of ham and saute it, set aside.

In a heavy bottomed sauce pan dice one onion and sweat it over low heat with about 1/4 cup butter.  Put half the onion in with spinach.

Now comes the Sauce Bouilee.

add 1/2 cup flour to the onion and cook the roux.  Whisk in 1 2/3 cup hot milk.  This sauce is going to be THICK, like paste.  It’s not really a sauce, but a filling.  you want it this thick.  Take the pan off the heat and beat in an egg.  salt and pepper to taste, add a wisp of nutmeg if you like.

put about half that sauce in with the spinach.

Now you are ready to assemble the pastry.

Unroll the dough and coat the inside with an egg wash (1 egg, 1 Tbsp water)

Place roughly half the spinach mixture on one half the pastry sheet

layer in mushrooms and ham

top with a final layer of spinach

Fold the pastry top over, seal the edges, brush with egg wash and bake in a 350 degree oven.

If you have 45 minutes, watch the video.  Julia is just lovely.

Mar 8

For years my knife skills have been a point of insecurity.  If you watch enough cooking shows, you too may share my issue.  I have bought DVDs, books and eagerly gone to demonstrations.  I had a friend who is a CIA graduate spend some time with me trying to show me how to use my knife properly so that I can gain speed and consistency without losing a damn finger.  My husband has treated me to several wonderful knifes that I love.  Knifes so sharp that I think if you mess around you could take your hand off at the wrist; forget about shortening a finger tip.

As I’m writing about knife skills you may be wondering why I have a photo of a De Buyer Mandoline at the lead of my post. Please be patient with me.  I’ll get there.

Finally, I found the Rolling Pin, a place in my area that teaches cooking classes and more importantly teaches KNIFE SKILLS 1 and KNIFE Skills 2.  Reading the description I really was not sure if I was going to learn much.

Choosing the correct knife for the job and knowing how to properly use it is the secret to fast, easy cooking.
Learn the basics of knife construction, how to choose the correct knife, safety, sharpening, and proper storage of knives.

You will practice proper techniques for chopping, mincing, slicing and julienne.

We will use our skills to make Homemade Winter Vegetable Soup and Designer Grill Cheese.


I felt pretty confident on all of these topics, however, KNIFE SKILLS 1 is a prerequisite to KNIFE SKILLS 2; and there was lunch, wine and an afternoon away from the house all for $35 so I went for it.  My $35 was VERY well spent.  I know about knife construction, I’ve educated myself on cutting boards and proper sharpening; and I know the mechanics of a dice, julienne, mince etc.  But I couldn’t seem to move the food and knife across the board in a harmonious manner — I looked something like a caveman trying to pull a square wheel.  It wasn’t pretty.

In 2 minutes Chef Dave (an owner at the Rolling Pin which also offers demonstration classes and stocks an amazing array of kitchen implements) had me cutting faster and more consistently than I’d been able to do on my own in a year of practicing.  I had been trying to circumvent nature and cut in a right angle where my left hand fed the food to my right (knife) hand at a 90 degree angle.  I was always fighting with getting the food to move, cutting felt clumsy, and I thought I was never going to get it right.  I began to feel that knife skills were like basketall and I would never have the coordination to do it right.  Nope, I just needed the right coach.  Chef Dave taught me about my cutting triangle and I’m extremely grateful for that lesson.

I liked class one so much that I instantly signed up for class 2 which took place this past Saturday.  In retrospect I wish I had let a few weeks pass rather than jump on my enthusiasm train.  This way I could have practiced more and came with more questions.  In Knife skills 2 we did cover how to sharpen and care for your knifes a little more and I think the information was presented really well, especially for people who want to cook more but aren’t cook book, cooking magazine, cooking blog, cooking TV junkies like myself.  Not many people read Larousse Gastronomique or McGee like a novel – I’m that dork who does.

In KNIFE SKILLS 2 We diced, we julienned, we peeled onions and then — we broke out the mandoline.

I have a few silly fears; such as  I’ll run right off a cliff to escape a honey bee (true).  I watch too much “Criminal Minds” which leads to all kinds of irrational fears.  I am also afraid of cutting my damn fingers off.  I don’t think this is totally irrational, as  it’s a common injury.  What is irrational is the certitude with which I believe(d) my mandoline was going to cut my damn fingers off (When I’m talking about the loss of them, they are indeed my “damn fingers”  as in “Honey can you hurry home, I cut my danm finger off trying to make french fries with the mandoline, I think I need to go to the hospital.”)

Each of our  stations had a mandoline to practice with.  We were cutting long strips of eggplant and zucchini to grill and making apple matchsticks for a salad. Not wanting to be a complete sissy or get caught hiding in the bathroom, I used the mandoline (without a finger guard as I was instructed because the core acts as a natural guard) to julienne apples into matchsticks.  At first I struggled;  I couldn’t get the apple to go through the mandoline because I was hesitating.  Then I did what Chef Dave told me to do and focused on the bottom of the mandoline vs the blade.  Voi La! I made that mandoline sing.

I had a very dusty De Buyer mandoline at home.  Yesterday I busted it out.  I made ratatouille (Julia Childs Recipe) and a roasted duck (also Julia).  I went through several potatoes (tonight is steak with frites)  and made fries.  I used the finger guard, but I made friends with the mandoline.  And for that I thank Chef Dave.

April 6 I’ll be starting the Cooking 101 class — join me!

If you are in the Tampa Area:

The Rolling Pin
2080 Badland Drive
Brandon FL 33511
813-653-2418

Mar 3

I bought this little dandy a couple weeks ago thinking I’d use it to make sauces in my non-stick pans.  It’s cute, heat resistant and safe on non-stick coating — what’s not to like?  After plunking down my $18 and it finally arriving in the mail I couldn’t wait to use it.  So I made Chocolate Pots de Creme.  I learned the answer to my fate tempting question (what’s not to like) the hard way.

The problem is that the tines of the whisk are too flexible to stand up to a thick substance so you are barely stirring and certainly not whisking the ingredients.  I was hugely underwhelmed by this product.  The tines are not strong enough to whip volume into egg whites let alone whisk a heavy sauce.

Whineaux Verdict:  Keep your money!

Mar 1

I don’t “whine” on a rainy day, I wine, because they are days that God created so we would make time to enjoy good books and good wine.  In January I had a customer visit in Half Moon Bay which is on the Pacific Ocean about a 45 minute drive south of San Francisco.  It’s an adorable little town with lots of antique shops, coffee bars and restaurants.  Lucky for me, the Ritz is the only approved hotel in Half Moon Bay

The truth is that the night I had a room there I checked in at 10:00 p.m. and checked out at 6:30 a.m. so I did not live the life of a princess, rather a road warrior.  The next night I moved into a much more sensible hotel in San Jose, but I was in the hotel long enough to see that going back for a day trip during the weekend was a MUST.  The picture above is taken from the wine bar which has floor to ceiling views of the ocean in an area where there are no people on the beach and you can allow yourself to be mesmerized by the waves.

The service at the Ritz is so good it bordered on creepy.  I pulled into valet the car and check in; the valet radioed the front desk told them I was coming and what I was wearing.  As I approached the desk I was greeted by name, after leaving the desk three other employees greeted me by name and when I went to the lounge for a late night dinner-snack, they greeted me by name.  As I was alone, the staff made an effort to talk to me but sensing I wanted to dissolve into my glass of wine and the ocean they let me have my alone time as well.

On Sunday morning, the day I had planned to return to the hotel wine bar with my book (I am the last person in the food world to read Julie & Julia which has since spawned an obsession that will fuel future columns), I awoke to heavy rain.  Most people would be disappointed, but I was thrilled.  The Pacific Ocean is a beautiful, dark, mysterious lady during a storm and I could not wait to see her.  I had my favorite breakfast in San Jose and made my way to the Ritz only to discover that they put on an incredible Sunday Brunch.  No matter — how can a day with a book and wine be bad?

I sat with my glass of wine, the book and the ocean for about an hour and a half.  Again, the staff was impeccable.  As I paid my bill and prepared to leave I discovered that Stage Left Wines was hosting a tasting at the wine bar so I decided to stay.  What a treat!  This is one of the best experiences I’ve ever had.

Stage Left was pouring three wines, their Viognier, the 2006 Syrah and the 2006 Breadwinner.  I selected a seat at the bar between a couple and a woman who was sitting alone.  The couple to my left who were celebrating their anniversary were having so much fun it would have been impossible not to “catch” their good mood.  In another stroke of good fortune, the woman to my right was none other than Melinda Doty, owner of Stage Left.

Stage Left is a small operation that gets its grapes from some of the best vineyards in California and Oregon.  The company grew from passion and enjoyment of wine.  Anyone who reads my blog knows I have a soft spot for the smaller vineyard and Stage Left hit that spot.  The wine is hard to come by, but you can join their mailing list if you are interested.  You can find Stage Left on twitter @stageleftist

The first wine was the Viognier.  For my pallet it had a little too much acid, but then again I was drinking it without food so it’s quite possible that if I’d had food my opinion would have been different.  It had a lot of citrus and a creamy texture.  This was the only tasting glass I did not finish.

Next up the Syrah: The grapes for this wine come from the central coast of California so they get a nice cool down period after dark but sun during the day — not so much sun that it’s over ripe though.  There was a great fruit opening that you’d expect, berries all over the place, but it had a complexity at the end that made me think of wines that are more aged than this one.  I really enjoyed it.  This wine would compliment any of the typical “red wine foods” but it made me think of a good grilled burger.

The Breadwinner, this is the flagship wine for Stage Left.  It runs $42 a bottle if you can get it.  If you can get a bottle, you should.  It’s a blend of Syrah and Grenache made with more central coast California grapes.  I tasted this one immediately (I know, I know, light to dark but I couldn’t help it) then came back to it.  In the 45 minutes or so it was in my glass the wine opened up immensely. The first taste was mostly fruit.  When I came back it opened up with many other flavors including an earthiness that they call “stone” on the website.  I’ve never eaten a rock so I can’t argue with that description but I probably would have just gone with earthy and maybe a hint of mineral.

The best part of this tasting experience was the “bartender.”  Bartender is in quotation marks because I feel like I’m insulting him and his knowledge by using that word. I beleive he was studying for his sommelier exam.  He kept pouring blind tastes for Melinda and then they’d discuss what they were tasting.  It was very educational and enjoyable.

I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday.

Feb 27

I’ve been thinking that I love to shop but I can’t buy everything I want. So – I thought I would start to pass on cute or unique food and wine finds to my readers. I’m hoping to do this once a week. Please tell me if you love or hate this idea.  Want to be featured in “Shop with the Whineaux”?  Please use the contact me link.

Hip Hostess Aprons

I love the fabrics and the very feminine details on these aprons, they are pretty enough to wear when company arrives.  Too often aprons are covered in silly slogans or logos.  The aprons made by Hip Hostess are adorable, and if you want to coordinate your apron, magnets and tea towels — it can be done, they have the products.  A great gift for the cook in your life!  Check them out on the web or follow them on twitter @TheHipHostess

Feb 25

Between you and me, since we’re all such great friends — I do not have a “cool card” nor have I ever had one.  The “cool card” is what I believe ultra hip people flash at each other like badges to get into exclusive places with trendy decor and food.  When I manage to sneak into one of these places I spend most of my time casting suspicious looks at patrons and employees wondering if they know that I don’t have a cool card and when I’m going to get kicked out.  In short, I spend all my time thinking about how much I don’t belong there and none of my time enjoying the place.

Gastro Pubs are trendy right now, and Haven is set in Old Towne Orange– one of the cool card centers of the world.  I’m almost surprised that there aren’t roadblocks to keep “the others” (that would be me) out.  When we planned a short trip to LA last month Bill searched high and low for a dining experience that would knock my socks off — when he found Haven on the web — My socks were already itching to jump off my feet — I couldn’t wait to get there.  The menu looked like I had written it (or at least my cool alter ego chef self had written it), the beer list looked like I could swim in it and even the wine and spirits list were impressive.  The biggest draw — Bacon Ice Cream!

When the day finally arrived (yes, we are the sort of people that find a restaurant weeks in advance and eagerly anticipate the meal as if Christmas was coming) my nerd self took over — what if the place didn’t live up to expectations?  What if I wasn’t comfortable there — what if what if what if????  As we pulled into Old Towne — my fears were heightened, lots of people wearing all black, shiny fancy cars and this place was on cool street and it was packed.  The minute we walked in the crowded door (and mind you this was at 6:00, early dinner so we could be home to put our friend’s little one to bed) all my fears fell away.  It’s the kind of place everyone can go and feel they belong.  There were tables of people I’m certain were models, actors and hipsters, a couple tables of business types finishing up their happy hour and closing their deals, couples on dates and families; all enjoying themselves in the same environment. Haven says that they are “creating a destination that can demand the respect and love of being called a home away from home. A restaurant with a heart… Your own Haven.”  I think they succeeded.

At 6:00 we faced an hour wait for our table — no worries, the extensive beer list would keep us occupied.  Except for reasons I cannot explain I didn’t want beer.  Typically in a place that prides itself on a beer collection, wine is ignored, not so at Haven.  I had an amazing glass of wine, I’d tell you which one, but I think the wine list has already changed.  Because they’ve been so attentive to the wine list, I’m positive you’ll find a wine you love.  My friends made their way through the beer offerings and were also highly impressed.  Hits included Avery Dunagan IPA and Firestone Union Jack IPA (do you see a trend?).

Once seated I proceeded to try to order one of everything on the menu.  My companions stopped me, but I did manage to order three appetizers, the last by shouting over my shoulder to a retreating waiter — that way nobody could stop me.  Sneaky but effective.  Because we were having Avery IPA, we had to order the Housemade Potato Chips — which were perfect.  Crunchy, salty and really ought to come with a side of the bleu cheese ice cream (more on that later).  Our second choice was  Roasted Brussels Sprouts which though perfectly roasted were overpowered by the lemon juice.  Hopefully that was a line cook mistake on one dish.  And my sneaky order; we had an entree portion of Mac ‘N Cheese with fontina, parmesan and black truffles.  The four of us descended on the Mac ‘N Cheese like kids on ice cream, the clank of forks against the dish sound like a percussion band and lingering too long by the bowl could have resulted in a puncture wound.  In short, we liked it.

Perhaps we were too full, but our entree’s fell short of our appetizer experience.  I wanted to be adventurous and ordered the braised lambs neck over kale.  It was just OK, the kale was the hit for me.  The lamb itself was fatty.  I asked Chef Greg Daniels about this and his response:

“Most of the fat on the lamb neck is intramuscular, and adds to the rich flavor of the dish.  Anything on the outside of the neck is partially rendered during the process of searing the necks before braising.  The appreciation of a cut of meat such as the neck involves some working around the fat and the tendons that are located throughout it.”

My Husband had the Braised Short Ribs which were delightful, they were perfectly seasoned and fork tender.  The ribs were served on a carrot puree.  I thought this was an interesting choice since the short ribs have a soft texture I was looking to find some “crunch” on the plate.  Since I was asking the Chef questions, I asked why he selected the carrot puree vs. something with more texture:

“The reason for the smooth texture of the purée to accompany the rib was to add to the richness of the dish.  The velvety mouthfeel of the carrot purée works together with the braised meat so well, that I felt it unnecessary to add another component to the dish.”

Our friends ordered the Roasted Jidori Chicken Breast and the Haven Hanger Steak.  Both were good though the hanger steak was a bit dry.

We finished with dessert.  Of course we ordered the Candied Bacon Ice cream and also the Irish Car Bomb — a Guinness Stout Chocolate Cake with Guinness ice cream,  Irish Cream chocolate sauce, Jameson caramel.  The Bacon Ice Cream was fun to try and we ate all of it, but the Car Bomb was , well, the bomb.  Again we were a group of spoons and elbows nobody spoke, we just ate.

After such an amazing meal you would think that I was done, but the description of the Tarte Tatin was haunting me, “pâte brisée, gala apple, Maytag bleu cheese ice cream.”  I simply HAD to have that bleu cheese ice cream — and so I did.  I was once told that when you taste a dish the first thing to do is taste the individual elements then taste the composed dish.  So I did, I tasted the tarte and found it overwhelmingly sweet — I was concerned.  Then I tried the ice cream which seemed like it belonged in a salad because the bleu cheese taste was overwhelming.  On it’s own, each element seemed out of balance.  Next I tasted a composed bite — and it was amazing.  I was also inspired to try the bleu cheese ice cream with a potato chip and loved it.

Even though the restaurant was packed, and our table was in the area where people hang out before being seated, we didn’t feel crowded and our server was fantastic.  We didn’t wait for anything, he was attentive, glasses were never empty, dirty plates did not pile up and he was personal without trying to be our new fake best friend.

Before writing this review, I sent email to Chef Daniels with some questions about the menu and also a mini Q&A which he was kind enough to respond to.  Below is my interview with the Chef:

Why did you become an Executive Chef?
I’ve always loved cooking.  From a very young age, I helped my mother in the kitchen in whatever way possible.  During my 20′s, I worked through many positions in the restaurant industry, and fell in love with it.  I spent many years bartending and also supervised or managed for restaurants and nightclubs.  I went to culinary school during this time, and began working in kitchens.  Much of my time was split between my passion for cooking and my late night bartending to pay the bills. Many connections were made during these years, and the Haven Gastropub concept was developed between some of the people I have worked with and met over those years.

What is unique about Haven?
We set ourselves apart from the rest with our unique food offerings, our amazing beer, wine, and liquor selection, and our attention to detail when it comes to operating an establishment of ours.  We’ve all spent a lot of time in the industry, and we try to look at all issues and details from every possible angle.  We’ve spent many hours debating things such as paint and fabric colors, that other businesses rely either solely on an interior decorator or haphazardly choose themselves.  I think our efforts shine through, being confident yet understated.
What would you recommend people order?
My go-to items are usually the Haven Burger, the Braised Short Rib, or the Jumbo Prawns.  Otherwise, I tend to suggest whatever the newest item is on our menu.  We change the menu frequently with the season, or due to boredom.  I like going to restaurants and trying something new, so I try to offer the same to our guests.
Cuts such as the Neck of Lamb, or dishes like Venison or Rabbit when we do those specials are always my favorite.  So many people get in a rut eating beef, chicken, or pork.  Try something out of the ordinary!
What’s your favorite thing about running a restaurant?
Giving people the full experience.  Great food, great beer, and great service.  Showing people that there are restaurants out there that actually care about the food they are putting on your plate.  We have a lot of regular guests, and I think they’ve realized or they always knew that there is better food out there.  Applebee’s and Olive Garden have littered our communities with subpar, overpriced fare, and I’m tired of seeing lines outside their buildings.  You can get a great meal for the same price.  It just baffles me. (Editor’s Note: Me too!)

What skill do you think that the advanced home cook should master and why?

Mise en place.  Just having everything prepped and ready to go is the best thing a home cook could have going for them.  It makes cooking more enjoyable, more practical, and the end result will seem less rushed and hectic.  Get your ingredients all prepped and organized, then just enjoy the process…
Thank you to Chef Daniels for answering my questions.  In summary, the Whineaux recommendation is check this place out.  If a review tells you they love everything they ate, I contend they are liars.  I’d rather be honest with you.  I don’t believe an objective reviewer can love or hate everything about a place.  Overall I loved this place and would return in a minute and definitely order the Mac ‘N Cheese.  The attention to detail that Chef Daniels spoke of is evident and everyone in the restaurant seems focused on creating a good guest experience not checking for cool cards at the door.
Cheers!
Feb 15
An Irish Valentine’s Day
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I have to admit, I was skeptical when I saw the announcement that Celtic Clan was performing for Valentine’s Day on the “Paddy ‘O Bar” at the Celebration Town Tavern .

Valentines Day is quite, it’s “romantic”, it’s well, fussy.  I’ve never thought of it as a day that I’d go hear an Irish band on the patio.  I cannot tell you how much fun I had and how much I am looking forward to seeing them again.

Our Valentine’s Day was spent watching they (very elongated) Daytona 500 with my parents and celebrating my father’s birthday with my Beef Short Ribs Bourguignon and a Genoise cake.  (If you want me to post these recipes please leave comments.  I’m trying to reshape the blog and I’m not sure how much people are liking the recipes)

After they left we went to the Tavern, I was very unsure of what to expect.  But the patio was full of people having a great time, families, young people, couples and singles.  Everyone was having a fantastic time, people walking by changed their direction and came in to enjoy the music.  Instead of an atmosphere of traditional Valentine’s day lace and hearts, this was the romance of having so much fun with your sweetheart that you couldn’t help but reconnect and remember how in love you are.

If you aren’t familiar with the Town Tavern, it’s Boston Fare and a great beer bar with over 99 beers available.  Lucas Widrick is currently making his way through the beer list and blogging about it at www.nighthops.com

They have the BEST seafood here, flown in from Boston.  I’d tell you what my favorite meal is, but it varies by mood (scallops, scrod, haddock, lobster).  Last night I had the twin lobster tails.   Too often lobster tails are warm water (grainy texture) or overcooked.  They are always perfect at the Tavern.  I had a glass of Frie Brothers Chardonnay (Ok, 2) with my dinner.  I love that wine because it’s buttery and has enough acid that it’s great with food.  Bill had the Sam Adams Nobel Pilsner, their current seasonal offering which is becoming a favorite of his — he’s going to miss it when it’s gone.

If you get the chance to visit Celebration I highly recommend you check this place out.

Until next time!

Feb 11

Content Courtesy of the Food Channel.

I don’t make it a habit to reprint content from other sources, but today I’m making an exception.  I received a press release from the Food Channel that I thought was perfect in time for Valentines day.  We are focused on making chocolate desserts, giving chocolate candy, setting a mood for romance for chocolate, but I never thought it could teach life lessons.

FOODCHANNEL.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO “BE THE CHOCOLATE” THIS VALENTINE’S DAY

CHICAGO (Feb. 11, 2010)¾ In honor of Valentine’s Day, The Food Channel® (foodchannel.com ) editorial staff is encouraging visitors to the site to “be chocolate” and embrace the lessons one of America’s favorite indulgences can provide. “We have been watching chocolate ever since it was named one of the top food trends of the decade,” said Kay Logsdon, managing editor of The Food Channel . “This week, in particular, it seemed appropriate to commemorate how chocolate can enrich our lives—in ten fun ways.”

It’s Important to Hold Your Temper

It’s not easy to melt chocolate perfectly, just as it’s not easy to find your own boiling point and keep it under control. The fact is, for chocolate to form properly into all those fun shapes that go into the candy box, it has to be tempered. That means it has to be fed the right amount from the chocolate block, at the right time during the melting process, all the while being constantly stirred. In life, it means we have to guard what we take in, and be willing to move and change as necessary in order to get better.

Soft Centers Usually Have a Hard Shell

The best liquors, the softest centers, all need some protection around them. So remember that when your co-worker has a tough façade or your friend appears sort of brittle. Could be they are protecting their soft insides.

Meltdowns Can Be Avoided

Real chocolate starts to get soft at 72 degrees. Great candy stores keep the temperature cool rather than add vegetable oils to the mix. You can keep your cool if you remember to turn down the heat.

A Little Nuttiness Doesn’t Hurt

Unless you have an allergy, nuts add a new dimension to chocolate. A little crunch, a different flavor, a higher antioxidant level—it all just adds to the variety. So accept a little nuttiness in your life.

You Can Find an Excuse for Almost Anything

If society can pile sugar and cream into dark chocolate and call it a good-for-you antioxidant, then surely your teacher will believe someone ate your homework. Just tell her you wrapped it in chocolate.

Variety Matters

When it comes to chocolates, there is great variety. You have your soft creams, your liquors, your ganache, and your buttery caramels. You have your chews and your nuts. You’ll have your favorite, but at some point all of the varieties have to go in the box together. Learn to get along with variety.

Sometimes You Have to Feed the Need

Chocolate reportedly stimulates the release of hormones in the brain, and feel-good endorphins in the body. And, face it. Sometimes that is a craving that needs to be met. When hormone meets hormone, everyone feels better.

Some Things Are Just Worth It

We know the bad, the calories, the fat, the pound-for-pound guilt. We also know that there are lots of entrepreneurs who have quit the daily grind in favor of dipping chocolate. It’s a satisfying career, especially when you can lick the bowl.

Addictive Behavior Can Be Controlled

We all have our addictions. We are work addicts, Facebook addicts, Jersey Shore addicts and even nicotine addicts. Chocolate tells you when you’ve had enough—when you tip the scales at a new weight, when you have a stomach ache from eating too much, when you have spent your food money on candy and have nothing left for lunch. You can learn control from chocolate. Small doses go a long way.

Some Things Make Everything Taste Better

It’s the reason why people put chocolate in cookies, breads, drinks and candy. Chocolate is a flavor that goes with everything. Be chocolate.

Logsdon counsels, “Apply these lessons to life and see how far they get you. Hold your temper, recognize when people are softies at heart, reduce the heat and pressure in your life and the lives of those around you, and be a little crazy. Accept change, avoid addictions, and know what you need, physically and emotionally. Most of all live your life so that you can go with anything. Be chocolate. There are lots of lessons that are harder to swallow.”

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Thank you to the Food Channel for this article.

Feb 8

It’s no secret that I love a good cookbook.  I have a bookcase full of them, so anytime I’m asked to review a book I jump at the chance.  The premise of this book intrigued me — it’s written for men who don’t normally cook and suggests making dinner as a romantic gesture, just in time for Valentines day (the book’s official release date is February 14, 2010, suggested retail is $25 per book, softcover)

My criteria for a good cookbook varies slightly based on the intended audience.  In this case the intended reader is a male who is not accustomed to spending time in the kitchen.  So my expectations are:

  • Simple recipes with clear, detailed instructions
  • Pictures of the finished product and any steps that may seem tricky to a novice
  • At least one fail-proof recipe

I read cookbooks like most people read novels, cover to cover.  I’m looking at how they provide direction, can I follow it, am I confused at any point in the process and are the recipes “do-able.”  My definition of “do-able” varies.  If you pick up a copy of Mastering the Art of French Cooking, Julia Childs, you should expect to spend a few hours in the kitchen; it’s the nature of the beast.  A book that promises dinner as romantic foreplay shouldn’t leave the man so exhausted that he falls asleep before the dishes are in the sink.

This book has a number of pretty serious flaws.  That’s if you overlook the cheesy pandering in the introduction where the author all but promises that after cooking a meal like this you can expect panties to fly off at high velocity and likely you’ll be doing it on the table pushing the dishes to the floor Hollywood style.

First the good:

There is a section on setting a romantic table.  With the exception of men who work in the culinary industry; I bet that the table setting isn’t something they pay much attention to.  For most men I’ve known, the table-setting is utilitarian, not mood setting.  However going to the trouble to light candles, get flowers and set a pretty table is likely to melt her heart.  It’s a good section.

He offers a section on kitchen tools and a glossary of terms.  Great for first time or new cooks who may view their microwave as their primary cooking tool.

There are some suggestions on setting the mood prior to the date which are cute.

The recipes are pretty universal in appeal and the book is organized by menu with some additions in the back.  Example menu: Grilled Salmon with Mango Salsa, Baked Pesto Bread, Garden Salad with herbed yogurt dressing Lemon Tart with Raspberry Coulis and a wine suggestion.

There are color photographs of the finished dishes which helps.

Now, my criticisms:

Most of these menus would take me, a fairly accomplished cook; between 90 and 120 minutes to prep and serve.  While some shortcuts are offered, they are still time consuming, especially if the reader has limited knife skills.  The recopies don’t provide cook/prep times which is HUGE for planning and one of the most difficult things for even accomplished cooks.  I can see dinner being served at 10:00 or 11:00 — so late that the romance becomes more difficult (or is that just because I’m pushing 40 and I value sleep more than a 20-something?)

There is basic information missing.  For example, as this is for people who don’t cook often, I think it’s fair to assume that dicing a mango may be a new skill for at least a good percentage of readers.  There is no discussion of the pit and how to wrangle it.  Let me paint this romantic picture:  Gentleman is excited to be making a special dinner for his lady, but he’s running a little behind and nervous.  He skins the mango which is now nearly impossible to hold, he’s probably using a dull or flimsy knife.  He doesn’t know there’s a giant hairball like pit that runs in a totally funky shape up the middle,  knife slips and 12 stitches later he’s so doped up on pain killers that romance isn’t even in his vocabulary and he’s hoping he hasn’t lost function in his thumb!  This is easy to avoid by giving people a heads up.  (Also there is no discussion of what makes a good knife or the importance of sharp knives)

The same recipe suggests using a flexible metal spatula to remove the skin from the fish after grilling it, but there are no photos.  If you don’t know what you are doing this is a great way to go from salmon fillet to salmon chunks which while not tragic would be disappointing to the cook.  More guidance would have been helpful.

While there are color photos, many of them are taken on angles which are very artistic, but not educational.  It’s really hard to see how some of the food was plated.

There are many typos which made me wonder about the proofreading.  For example in the Lemon Tart recipe the paragraph on making the crust shows up twice, which isn’t huge, but it’s a mistake that leads me to wonder about others.

In the lamb osso bucco recipe (which otherwise would have been the foolproof entry) red wine appears on the ingredient list twice (once 3/4 cup and the second entry is 1 cup)  This would make sense if perhaps the directions called for adding wine at two separate points, but that’s not the case.  So I’m left to wonder how much wine should I really use.  Also in the same recipe it calls for chicken broth and beef broth – which could be intentional, but after the wine listing I’m concerned; especially because there’s  a section on making veal osso bucco  and it directs you to substitute chicken broth for the beef broth — so does that mean double chicken broth?

The book promises a french toast recipe (what could tug at the heart more than breakfast in bed after a romantic evening) but I guess the recipe didn’t make the cut and the reference was not removed.

I’m also disgusted by the frequent references to buying things like demi glace and a chef’s coat on “www.Cooking2GetSome.com”  (imagine ladies how romantic to see your man in a “cooking2getsome” chef coat, he may as well greet you at the door and say the only reason I cooked dinner was so you’d put out so you better plan for that because now you owe me)

So overall my recommendation is skip this book.  There are lots of cookbooks that focus on novices that have better descriptions.  There’s nothing less sexy than feeling like you failed and this book lacks the kind of direction that will help ensure success.  Also — perhaps it’s just because I’m not the right audience, but the constant references to a sexual payoff are a turnoff.  To be certain coming home to a nice dinner, no matter how simple would be fantastic, and I am certain that it would be a special evening we’d both remember.  A true romantic gesture has no end-game other than to make your special someone feel extraordinary, otherwise the gesture is cheapened.   This book ends up reading like a “how to get in her pants guide” for frat boys; even suggesting that if you make one recipe you should consider taking Viagra.

Jan 12

This photo landed me my first number 1 slot on FoodBuzz — thanks to my loving husband.  The first attempt at this recipe was the most photogenic.  But I needed to make it a few times and tweak the recipe before I was ready to post it.  My family are troopers (or they just like this dish that much, to be honest it’s amazingly good cold weather food)

A couple notes.  I’ve taken to using turkey stock instead of chicken stock in almost all of my dishes.  Its flavor is bolder and richer than chicken this flavor is obviously imparted into whatever dish you make.  One of my attempts at Paprika Chicken relied exclusively on chicken stock (home made of course) it was, in comparison, like a ghost of a dish I knew I could create a whisper of the wonderful flavors I’d tasted in the past.

I also experimented with bone in chicken thighs and boneless chicken thighs.  (If you are starting to think about using boneless skinless breast meat stop it right now.  This dish is already low on fat and you’ll make it terrible.  Go back two spaces and start again.)  Typically I always prefer to cook meat on the bone for flavor and moisture, but in this case it’s simply too hard to eat it when you are done.  Someone (probably me) is going to end up shooting a chicken thigh right out of their bowl onto the floor.  Plus the smaller boneless pieces pick up more flour and therefore more flavor.

My last little tidbit don’t overfill the pan before you put it in the oven or you will have one heck of a mess to clean up.  After the first time I started  lining the rack with foil.  This is not 5 star pretty food, this is hearty home cooking and it’s gonna spill!

Preheat oven to 425 degrees

Biscuit Topping

1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp white pepper
4 Tbsp cold butter cut into cubes
1/2 Cup sour cream
1/2 Cup Turkey Stock

Place dry ingredients into bowl of food processor and pulse to combine.  Add butter and pulse to form crumb texture.  Whisk together sour cream and stock, drizzle over the top, pulse food processor until dough comes together.  Set aside.

Smokey Paprika Chicken

2 pounds skinless boneless chicken thighs cut into two inch pieces
flour for dredging
salt and pepper to taste
1 Tbsp butter
1 Tbsp olive oil
1 large white onion finely diced (I used the food processor)
1 large red bell pepper finely diced
3 Tbs flour
2 minced garlic cloves
2 Tbsp Smoked Hungarian Paprika
1 tsp caraway seeds
1/2 cup sour cream blended with 1/2 cup turkey stock*** See Note
1 cup Turkey Stock
more ground pepper.

Working in batches over medium high heat,brown the chicken pieces on both sides, set aside in a shallow dish tented with foil.  Add the onions and peppers cook until softened (about 5 – 7 minutes)  Add flour and cook for another 3 – 4 minutes.  Add paprika, garlic and caraway seeds, stir to combine and cook 2 – 3 minutes.  Return chicken to the pan, add mixture of sour cream and stock, then add stock.  Stir and bring to a boil.  Taste for seasoning and adjust as necessary.

Spoon biscuit dough on top of pan I used a 2 oz scoop to keep them even.  Place on the middle rack in the oven and bake for 20 minutes.  Turn off the oven, turn the broiler on and cook for 2 more minutes to brown the biscuits.

Serve with extra sour cream!

The biscuits are incredibly tender which I think is what makes this dish so good.  I love Chicken Paprikash but by putting these biscuits on top it became a favorite in my book.  And the biscuit topping could be added to any stew!

*** NOTE: you must must must blend the sour cream with the broth until smooth.  otherwise it’s very likely to curdle when it hits the pan, blending prevents this.

We had this with several wines, some white and some red.  My favorite was the beaujolais nouveau.  It was light and fruity which complimented the smokey flavor.

I really hope you make this, it was FANTASTIC.

Until next time, cheers!

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